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This poem is tribute to all those
software engineers/programmers who spend sleepless
nights writing quality software and who are governed
by dumb bosses who take the credit.
- Jaideeep And lines to code before before they beepBy Jaideep SatghareHere I sit holding my head, lamenting over a thread long dead, drowsy eyes longing for a cosy bed so much that a thread once green now appears red. To sleep or not to sleep that was the question, in these cubicles - the coder's last bastion. Debugging the code had taken its toll, felt like my head had a big hole Single-stepping thru the mammoth code, I hardly remember dozing off on the keyboard. Until I was awakened by that familiar sound of my manager barking on the phone like a bloodhound "The code had been delivered , the money already taken if you don't fix this they will fry me like bacon", sobbed the manager by now visibly shaken the lion had just turned into a boneless chicken So here I am, sitting so very late contemplating my poor own fate when tomorrow this code will be in production and the manager on leave, for a "tooth extraction" |
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