[nukkad] [Fwd: How you know you are in Mumbai from ab]

["Anand P. Kale" <anandk@digit.com>]

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• Subject: How you know you are in Mumbai from ab
• From: pubadmin@agni (Pub Administrator)
• Date: Wed, 30 Jul 1997 13:42:27 GMT
• Apparently-To: anandk@surya

How do you know you're in Mumbai:
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     * people spend most of their free time trying to practice saying 
     Mumbai instead of Bombay.
     
     * even the roses smell of fish.
     
     * city is divided into people belonging to two faiths -
          for Sanjay Dutt and opposite Sanjay Dutt.
     
     * a hutment owner at Dharavi is richer than a flat owner in Pune.
     
     * everyone from the office boy to the paanwala is producing a
serial.
     
     * you meet someone in the local train, begin conversing and realise 
     you've been neighbors for the past 25 yrs.
     
     * everyone's been offered a role in the movies sometimes or the
other.
     
     * philosophy of life is summed up in the words "Chalta Hai".
     
     * you know a person is telling the truth when he says "Amitabh 
     Bachchan or Sachin Tendulkar ki kasam".

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