A COMPUTER GUY!!!

[krishnak@gisqatar.org.qa]

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> Husband : (A software engineer, returning from work) "Evening
>                 dear, I'm now logged in "
>     Wife    :  Have you brought the ring?
>      Husband :  Bad Command or file name.
>      Wife    :  But I had told you in the morn......
>      Husband :  Erroneous syntax. Abort?
>      Wife    :  What about my diwali saree?
>      Husband :  Variable not found...
>      Wife    :  Do you love me or do you only love computers or are
>                you just being funny?
>      Husband :  Too many parameters.
>      Wife    :  It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like
>                 you.
>      Husband :  A true case of data type mismatch.
>      Wife    :  You are a useless nut.
>      Husband :  It's by DEFAULT.
>      Wife    :  What about U'r salary.
>      Husband :  File in use.
>      Wife    :  Who was in the car this morning.
>      Husband :  System is unstable press CTRL + ALT + DEL to reboot.
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