[nukkad] (Laloo the Great)

[krishnak@gisqatar.org.qa]

>----------
>From: 	Srinivas Rao Pragadaraju
>Sent: 	Thursday, August 07, 1997 7:59 AM
>To: 	krishna kumar; Sameer M Saeed; Mathew Jacob; Balakrishnan Nair
>Mullachery
>Subject: 	FW: JMC_Rebels BB(Laloo the Great)
>
>
>
>
> Laloo tries to console the widow of a Police Constable who has been 
> killed by a kidnap gang.
> Laloo: "I UNDERSTAND THE GRIEF YOU MUST FEEL.  BUT NEWSWEEK HEALS ALL 
> WOUNDS."
> The widow looks at him perplexed: An aide whispers to Laloo: "Sir, you 
> mean, Time, not Newsweek."
> Laloo: "OK , TIME OR NEWSWEEK, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
>      
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>-
>      
> Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME 
> THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"
> Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
> Laloo: "THANK YOU,"   AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
>      
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>--
>      
> At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, 
> "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."  And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, 
> SINGLE."
> The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" 
> Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
>      
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>-
>      
> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some 
> time, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.  "It took 
> me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
> "FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
> "YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 
> YRS.".
>      
>
>
>
>
>

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To Subscribe [Unsubscribe] send e-mail to 
        nukkad-list-request@mumbai-central.com 
with the word 'subscribe' ['unsubscribe'] in the body of your message.
The list is archived at  <http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/archive.html>.