[nukkad] mad about blonde jokes

[Mario Silveira <silveirm@octonline.com>]

Murtaza,

About your 'blonde jokes', I am entitled to my own opinion and I feel that
they are not funny at all.  Infact my best friend happens to be blonde,
beautiful and very intelligent.  When I showed her the jokes she seemed
upset but said it was no big deal.  Well, to me it is a big deal.  I am
assuming that you are an Indian person but please correct me if I am wrong,
how would you feel if somebody made stereo-type 'Indian jokes,' for example
'all Indians smell of curry'!  It's just the same thing as saying blonde
haired people are dumb or stupid etc., even though it is not true!  I'm sure
you would be a little upset-everyone has feelings.  I think you would feel
even worse if someone said it to your face.  In the future, I hope you don't
send out these type if stereo-type jokes or sexist, racist jokes, either.
To you this may seem funny but to me it is sickening. 

Thank you for reading this.

Sincerely,

   
Alison






At 01:26 AM 10/4/97 +0400, you wrote:
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>>>>              She was so blonde...        here we go: 
>>>>
>>>>- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it 
>>>>  said   "concentrate"
>>>>
>>>>- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her 
>>>>  mind
>>>>
>>>>- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK" 
>>>>
>>>>- she thought 2Pac Shakur was a jewish holiday 
>>>>
>>>>- she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order 
>>>>
>>>>- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it 
>>>>
>>>>- she thought a quarterback was a refund 
>>>>
>>>>- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you would get change back 
>>>>
>>>>- they had to burn the school down to get her past sixth grade 
>>>>
>>>>- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On 
>>>>  Phonics"
>>>>
>>>>- she tripped over a cordless phone 
>>>>
>>>>- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept 
>>>>
>>>>- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she 
>>>>  put  "Virgo"
>>>>
>>>>- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store 
>>>>
>>>>- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes 
>>>>
>>>>- if she spoke her mind, she would be speechless 
>>>>
>>>>- she studied for a blood test - and failed 
>>>>
>>>>- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center 
>>>>
>>>>- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats 
>>>>
>>>>- she sold her car for gas money
>>>>
>>>>- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and 
>>>>  got 16 friends
>>>>
>>>>- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she 
>>>>  moved
>>>>
>>>>- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay the phone bill 
>>>>
>>>>- when she missed the #44 bus, she took the #22 bus twice instead 
>>>>
>>>>- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport 
>>>>  Left" she turned around and went home
>>>>
>>>>-she really believes blondes have more fun & guys like her for her 
>>brains
>>>>                                      Daaaaah! 
>>>>
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