[nukkad] IT Related Demands

["Sathya Keerthy R.A" <>]

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Veerappan's IT Related Demands:

1) 205GB of Data Transfer to Tamil Nadu through Cauvery link.

2) Mandatory programming language in Karnatake should be Tamil.

3) e-Statue for Thriuvalluvar in  www.tamils@b'lore.net

4) ISDN internet connection for Tamils who were affected by the Cauvery 
Delink protocol.

5) All the people arrested by Internet Police on TADA (Trade Affecting Data 
Acquisition) should be released.

6) All the Task Force Anti Virus softwares/hardwares to disabled. And 
compensation should be paid for all the Viruses denied access by this 
software/hardware.

7) Handover Bill Gates to me, because his OS has failed my despatch, twice.

8) Highway corridor from Bangalore and Chennai to Mudumalai forest.

9) 75% of Wipro and Infosys shares to be transferred to my name.

10) ITPL registration should be done without any formalities for his company 
VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).

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What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of kingfisher?
   ans: beerappan.
What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bisleri?
   ans: neerappan.
What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bambino vermicelli?
   ans: kheerappan.
What happens if veerappan becomes a priest?
   ans: seerappan.
What is veerappan's sister's name?
   ans: veerakkan.
What is the headman of MM hills village called?
   ans: fearappan.
How does veerappan's daughter begin a letter to him?
   ans: dearappan.


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