[nukkad] The man's guide to what a woman really wants when she says...

["kirankumar johare" <>]

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The man's guide to what a woman really wants when she says...


"We need" = "I want" 

"It's your decision " = "The correct decision should be obvious by now." 

"Do what you want" = "You'll pay for this later." 

"We need to talk" = "I need to complain" 

"I'm not upset" = "Of course I'm upset, you moron!" 

"You're so... manly" = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot." 

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = "I want a new house." 

"I need wedding shoes" = "the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white." 

"I heard a noise" = "I noticed you were almost asleep." 

"Do you love me?" = "I'm going to ask for something expensive." 

"How much do you love me?" = "I did something today you're really not going to like." 

"I'll be ready in a minute " = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V." 

"Is my butt fat?" = "Tell me I'm beautiful." 

"You have to learn to communicate." = "Just agree with me." 

"Are you listening to me!? " = "Too late, you're dead." 

"Do you like this recipe?" = "It's easy to cook, so you'd better get used to it." 

"I'm not yelling!" = "Yes I am yelling because I think this is important." 

(Not written by me)
KIKU



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