RE: [nukkad] : Review of Yadein

[Milind Sathe <>]

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Hey,

Well said. I went for this movie with my wife and a friend. Well, we had 
initially planned to go for 'Jurasic Park III'. But my wife cooed with 
dreamy eyes that she wants to see Hritik Roshan. And I said 'Well, it's a 
Subhash Ghai' Movie and I was able to sit in some of his movies,, so that's 
ok.. lets go(as if my wife would have allowed me to go to any other movie).
Well, I paid 16$ for two tickets, ice cream at the start of the movie, 
samosa and tea in the interval. And now I want my money back. BACK BACK 
BACK.
I am still figuring out why the hell movie was called 'Yadein'???
And that's not the only thing left for you to figure out. Honestly I felt 
offended by the movie. Although I don't consider myself to be a genius but 
I am not dumb either. There were some scenes in the movie which were hard 
slaps on the face by the director. Here is the scene which made me almost 
puke..
Like this scene, where Kareena goes to an island, a dangerous one at that. 
They show a bridge with a sign right at the entrance 'Danger.. do not go'. 
A big sign and in red too. But I guess the heroin cant read, so she and her 
friends go to this place. And then some crocodiles attack them. I guess 
these crocodiles have followed some different path on evolution, because 
all of them are after these guys and girls like human meat is the only 
thing they eat. Well, Kareena's friends make a run for it, get into their 
boat and leave. Kareena cant make it to the boat and the friends don't 
care.
Still.. the friends reach the city shore and what is the first thing they 
do? "They go to Police' you say.. grow up... They go to the Hero and tell 
him that the heroin is in trouble. The hero goes to the police ?? hell no.. 
Our hero takes a jet boat, ties a bandana on his head as if he is going to 
kill some terrorists. He finds the heroin unconscious on a tree branch. On 
a tree branch??? Well, anyway, the hero then promptly rescues the heroin 
and puts her in the boat. Sure enough the boat doesn't start. Then the hero 
ties a rope to the boat and puts the other end on his shoulders and swims 
to the city shore. I could quite make out my mind if I should laugh or cry 
at that scene. But thankfully I didn't make my mind as what happens next is 
even more miserable. Both the hero and the heroin are in the hospital. The 
hero is not going to make it. Because he is bitten by a poisonous insect in 
the sea.' Yes that was the statement 'Usko Samundar mein kisi jeherile kide 
ne kaata hain.' And the next scene the hero is riding the bicycle backward 
on the road all in hospital gown.

We get a one hour show on Saturday morning about hindi cinema, songs etc.. 
I remember a few days ago, they were showing Mr. Subhash Ghai's interview. 
And this guy had the guts to do tch.. tch.. and say "If you want to watch a 
movie you must go the theatre. Watching a movie on a pirated video is a 
shameful act and moreover one cannot enjoy the movie and get the full ef  
fect at home.

Well, Mr. Ghai this movie was not worth watching even on a pirated video 
cassette.

EVERY TIME I VOW TO MYSELF THAT I WILL NOT GO TO A THEATER FOR NEW HINDI 
MOVIE AND EVERY TIME I BREAK MY VOW.

This time I have told myself that I will slap myself and wake me up in case 
I am contemplating seeing a new hindi movie again.


Cheers
Milind



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