[nukkad] FW: Enjoy

[Mubashir <>]

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 Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
 God comes and says, "I want the men to form two
queues  one line for the men that dominated their
women on earth, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. Also, I want all the
women to go with St. Peter. The next time God looked, the women are gone,
and there are two lines. The line for the men who
were dominated by their women was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who dominated their women there
was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be
ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you
were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one
of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the
only one in this line?
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me
to stand here."



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