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DEVI

What is in the shrine? 
My Devi is in the shrine.

How did she get here? 
Yusuf the sculptor made her
Sambha the Shudra painted her
Pesi Bawaji sold us the trinkets
Kambha Kadiya made the plinth.

On Amavas ratri we all stood her
On pedestal and cemented her in.

Who can worship her?
Everyone with faith.

Can Yusuf bring her flowers?
No, he is Yavan.

Can Sambha dandvat here?
No, he is Shudra.

Can Pesi Bawaji pray to her?
At home, not here.

What chances the Kadiya?
Never! He eats onions and vile meat.

So they made her but can't worship her?
Yes, that's right.

Can I tell you something?
Sure, I am all for varta-laabh.

Your Devi came to me last night.
What?

In a kalpaik vadvivadik darshan.
Yes?

She is mad at you for preventing.
Preventing what?

Her children from coming to her sharan
So? That's dharma, right?

So she has cursed you.
What?

And little Guddu and Chimmu.
What?

And has given you leprosy.
What?

And your wife a new lover.
What?

And your mom will break a leg.
What?

And your daughter will marry a Shudra.
What?

That's what she said to tell you.
Can I make amends?

Nah, she seemed really pissed.
What can I do?

Take dharam and go to bed.
Shame on you!

That too.
Who are you?

I am Arya.

Arya who?
Arya ek.






























































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