[nukkad] laff...

["Salian, Shailesh" <>]

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Sign in a DTC (Delhi Transport Corps.) bus at Delhi:
			>> >       Aana free, jaana free,
			>> >       pakde gaye to khana free.
			>> >
			>> >  # Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:
			>> >       Don't whistle at the girl going out from
here.
			>> >       She may be your grandmother!
			>> >
			>> >  # Seen on a bulletin board:
			>> >       Success is relative
			>> >       More the success, more the relatives
			>> >
			>> >  # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
			>> >       We need your heads to run our business
			>> >
			>> >   # A traffic slogan:
			>> >       Don't let your kids drive if they are not
old
			>> >       Enough - or else they never will be
			>> >
			>> >  # Sign in a restaurant:
			>> >       All drinking water in this establishment
has
			>> >       Been personally passed by the manager
			>> >
			>> >  # At our very Indraprashta shopping mall,
			>> >      All patrons are urged to donate generously
for the
			>> >      Cause of EarthQuake "being held" in
Gujrat.
			>> >
			>> >  # an ad at Cinemax theatre,
			>> >     Please donate for the gujrat Earthquake
refund.
			>> >
			>> >  A girl phoned me the other day and said....
			>> >      Come on over, there's nobody home.
			>> >       I went over. Nobody was home.
	
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			>> >
			>> >       I remember the time I was kidnapped and
			>> >       They sent a piece of my finger to my
father.
			>> >       He said he wanted more proof.
	
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			>> >
			>> >   Some pain is physical, and some is mental,
but one that's Both is
			>> >  Dental.
	
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			>> >
			>> >      How long a minute is depends on
			>> >      What side of the bathroom door you're on
	>



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