[nukkad] women

["aryaone" <>]

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Tip of the day:  "Euphoria is not a business strategy" -- Louis Rossetto
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WHEN DEALING WITH WOMEN - PART II

Never take a woman for granted. If you do she will know, an make it a point
you get to know it.

Men run their days by the sun so they go by sun cycles which give 12 diurnal
phases, two making a day, 10 x 3 making a month, 30 x 3 making a quarter and
4 such making an exact year of 360 days as is still in vogue ion Iran, an
old culture contemporary to Hind.

Women run by Moon cycles, 4 phases of 7 days making a lunar month of 28
days, this regulating their biological changes, and 12 such changes giving a
lunar year of 336 days.

Women therefore are unpredictable if guaged by male comprehension, and
somewhat so if seen as moon creatures.

Moon is all instinct, intuition, mood, heart, imagination, which is women.
Sun is intellect, practicality, predictability, logic and 2 plus 2.

Cross a woman and she may forgive the greatest trespass. Or scalp you for
the least transgression. By and large she knows you are going to BS her
before you have constructed your thoughts. She outguesses you every time but
seems like she did not because men are not famous for losing.

She is docile and tractable because religion, society and brute male force
has broken her spirit. But some fire is still there and when aroused she is
capable of wholesale destruction.

Har gharwali se dariyo meri jaan, base is me Kali.

If you romance her, she is an opportunist [don't get riled, as though men
are not]. She opts for poetry and wore to you if you don't have any.
Plagiarize but romance and all is well.

If you bring her a bauble but only fir her she will like it. If you bring
the most expensive jewel but at the same time you bring one for your mother,
sister, she will pull a piss off and make your life miserable for 12 months.

The soft man is more acceptable to most women even if they do not love him.
But in their hearts, while they are at temple and singing pativrata bhajans,
such forbidden thoughts run amuck as would give you white hairs. She may do
nothing, but that does not mean she does not want to.

Tame her completely with striya charitra and paream para and you have a
broken bird, beautiful but crippled in your hands.

Let her be free, if you have the courage. Let her fly, if you truly love
her. Let the life together be more her story than yours.

Meanwhile send back the dowry. Don't be bought like a sack of potatoes. And
live separately.

Arya Ek.




























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