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["M. Shafee" <>]

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An Indian was sitting with a Pakistani and a Malaysian in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police
entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they
contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a
national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving
20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the
Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me
to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." So the Malaysian guy
thought for a while and then said: "Please be tieing a pillow to my back."
This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
through. The Pakistani guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two
pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before
the whip went through again.

Before the Indian fellow could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and
said: "As you are from a small country, and your football team and your
golfers are terrible, and your women skinny (Saudis love fat women)you can
have two wishes!".

"Thank you,Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Indian replies. "My first
wish is: " I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on his face,
"and your second wish?"
"Tie the Pakistani to my back", the Indian answers.



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