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[nukkad] "WHICH TYRE?"



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  Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
 -- Elbert Hubbard
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A bunch of smart MBA students about to give their 
final paper just got nicely drunk & did not study. 
Next day morning remorse filled them & they 
thought of a brilliant idea of fooling their dean to 
cover their absence. 
 
They painted their hands & dresses with oil & grease 
&, with dishevelled hair, they burst in the 
examination hall where the paper was going on. They 
painted a sob story of how their car developed a flat 
tyre the previous night on a desolate road & how they 
didnt get any help & had to rough out back to the 
campus which they reached just a few minutes earlier. 
They pleaded for an re-exam after a few days. 
 
The dean said he was a reasonable man & he would give 
the reexam after three days. The boys worked hard for 
the three days & went to the hall confidently. The 
dean explained that since this was an extraordinary 
request, the four students will give the examinat! ion 
 from four DIFFERENT halls, the question paper being 
the same. 
 
The question paper was given to the four halls. It had 
100 marks. The first question which had just 5 marks 
was simple. 
 
The second question which had 95 marks was:- "WHICH 
TYRE?" 

P.S:-

Any guesses which tyre?

he he 

Bye,
Azim.b
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