[nukkad] Real Life story ???

["Nelson Fernandes" <>]

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  "We struggle between 1% of what we know and 1% of what we don't know, 
but rarely come across the 98% of what we don't know that we don't know."
   - Buckminster Fuller
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a
donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer
agreed to delivered the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son,
but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
dollars back."

Kenny eventually became the chairman of Enron.


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