[nukkad] Investment advice

[Azim <>]

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you 
know that you would lie if you were in his place.-" H. L. Mencken
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. 

With Enron,you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. 

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not
the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would
have $214.00. 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

Bye,
Azim.b
-------------------------------------------------
Sify Mail - now with Anti-virus protection powered by Trend Micro, USA.
Know more at http://mail.sify.com

Send Rakhi Gifts to your Brothers & Sisters Now! 
click here http://www.sifymall.com/cgi-bin/bvsm/shopping/content/mall_event06.jsp 


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To unsubscribe, use the form at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/#options
This list is archived at: http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/archive.html