[nukkad] GUIDELINES FOR ENLIGHTENMENT - fun

[Ameer Ali <>]

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  Shared joy is doubled; shared pain is halved.  
Thus do we refute entropy.
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Here is really funny stuff....enjoy :)

  GUIDELINES FOR ENLIGHTENMENT 

1. Be a fundamentalist, make sure "fun" 
always comes before the "mental".
fun da mental

Have a good laughsitive twice a day and 
that will insure 'regularhilarity.' 

2. Remember that each of us has been given 
a special gift-just for entering. 
So you are already a winner! 
  
4. Life is like photography. 
You use the negative to develop. 

5. It is true. As we go through life 
thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles 
tend to get caught between the ears, 
causing a condition called truth decay.
So be sure to use mental floss twice a day.

And when you're tempted to 
practice tantrum yoga, remember what 
we teach in the Absurdiveness Training 
Class: "Don't get even, get odd." 

6. If we want world peace, 
we must let go of our attachments 
and truly live like nomads.
That's where I no mad at you, 
you no mad at me.
That way, there will surely be 
nomadness on the planet.

And peace begins with each of us.
A little peace here, a little peace there, 
pretty soon all the peaces will fit together 
to make one big peace everywhere. 

7. I know great earth changes 
have been predicted for the future, 
so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, 
my advice is simple.

"When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it."

8. There's no need to change the world.
All we have to do is toilet train the world, 
and we'll never have to change it again. 

9. Everything I have told you is channeled. 
That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. 
And remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy.
You don't have to go through channels. 

10. Finally, if you're looking to find the key 
to the universe, I have some bad news and 
some good news. 

The bad news is - there is no key to the Universe.
The good news is - it has been left unlocked. 
:)))) ........
extracts from email on another grp.

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