[nukkad] Five Cannibals

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  Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. 
                 - Mark Twain 
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Five cannibals got jobs as programmers. The boss welcomed them to
the 
team, and then added, "You each make a good salary now, and
you're 
welcome in the company cafeteria, uh, so don't, um, bother our
other 
employees." The cannibals promised they had given up their old
ways. A month 
passed before the boss came back to them. "You're all doing a
great job 
as programmers. I'm very satisfied with each of you. But, as I'm
sure 
you've heard, one of our janitors is missing. Do any of you know
what 
happened to him?" The cannibals swore that they had no knowledge
of the 
missing man. After the boss left, the lead cannibal demanded,
"All 
right! Which one of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand rose
hesitantly. 
"You fool! For a month now we've been eating marketing managers,
team 
leaders, and project managers and no one noticed anything! But
you had to 
go and eat a janitor!"
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