[nukkad] India in 2020

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India in 2020

Year : 2020

Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.

Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $100/

Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in front of me and they played with him
like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there
at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.

Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in comingto USA man, their economy has been
booming.

Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my ti! ckets from the
client in Indiaand you know, I wi! ll be getting a
chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.

Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled
in India, my company has promised me that they will
process my Hara Patta.

Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult
to get a Hara Patta n India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl  there.

Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
Bangalore,Hyderabad and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
beautiful and cultured.

Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living
is quite high, t is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
accommodation.

Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =
$ 100/-.  Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John ! : No idea, but it is less than what we have in
Bangalore. It!  is like the world headquarters of
Software.

Ale! x : I heard, almost all the Indians are having
one personal  Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal  Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream
is to purchase Ambassador,  which  costs Rs.200000/-
but has got a good design.

Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded
Software.

Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company. They are reallyintelligent and unlike
American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul
Allen, it seems,used his bench time to visit Bihar,the
most livable place in  India,
probably world.There you have full freedom and no 
restrictions.You can do whatever you want! ! I wonder
how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
also follows ! their footsteps.

Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been
learning Hindi as my first language here at New
York.At the Consulate they tested my proficiency
in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent
score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as International
Language.

Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's
fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the
famous Bollywood where you  can see actors like,
Hrithik, and all. Esselworld is also near to 
Bollywood.

Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next
year,he  may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited
White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for in!
frastructure development at Silicon Valley and has
promised more if we follow the model of Silicon City
of Bangal! ore. Bill Gates also got a chance of
meeting him. Very lu! cky  person.

Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is
getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.

Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in
a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt  you will ever come back and
hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get  rejected.But
don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the
Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and
will not 
give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.

HUM HONGE KAMYAB, HUM HONGE
KAMYAB, HUM HONGE KAMYAB EK DIN , 
HO HO MAAN ! MAIN HAI VISHVAS PURA HAI
VISHVAS HUM HONGE KAMYAB EK 
DIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong in dreaming huh, Hope it will happen 
soon.!!!!!!!!!!


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