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I've just received this and am forwarding it to you.

Anna.
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My  dog's cross-eyed," he said. "Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picked the dog up
and examined his eyes, then checked his teeth.

Finally, he said: "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Why?!?" exclaimed the owner. "Because he's cross-eyed? "

"No," replied the vet. "Because he's really heavy."


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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.


3

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.  There are five
people in my family, so one of them must be Chinese. Is it my mum or my
dad?  Or my older brother Colin? Or could it be my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu? I think it's Colin.
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