Re: [nukkad] Eatin' and cheatin'

["Homi Kaikobad" <>]

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 What you are thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the 
contrary. -Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)
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EATIN' AND CHEATIN'

Gawd wans you to fast, which is hokay
But He dinna wan you to hump her while fastin'
Nor suckle her breast nor suck in her lips
When you fast you fast, no foolin' with the hips.

Don' you think Gawd is summat mixed up?

Whuts he want with yer makin' luv to the Duv
Makin' out penetratin' to be denigratin'?

He dinna want yer spums to be splurged
Nor yer fluids to be splashin' about,

He wans you real hungry and foodless no less
And with yer zipper the keeper of your Snout.

Now doncha think we Heathens are better off?
We dinna fast, and can always cast the spums
And kiss her, squeez her and make love to her bums?

Harya of the Hills 







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