[nukkad] Fw: Bill Gates testimony

["Gurunath M." <>]

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Bill Gates dies.
 
"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether 
to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by 
putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that 
infernal Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going 
to let you decide where you want to go!" 
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" 
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you 
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"  
"Sure!" said Bill. 
"Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear 
waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, lying in the 
water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature 
was just perfect!! 
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!" 
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white 
clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and 
singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for 
only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like 
to go to Hell." 
"As you desire," said God. 
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how 
things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot 
flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.  
"How ya doing,' Bill?" asked God.  
Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I 
expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in 
the water?" 
"Oh, THAT!" said God. 
"That was the screen saver !" 

  


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