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[Sunita Brar <>]

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Just fwding some email i received fm a friend while i was on vacation last week.
 
WOMEN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS:hazardous material info sheet.
 
ELEMENT: Woman
 
SYMBOL: WO (Short for Woooow)
 
DISCOVERER: Adam
 
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to warry from 40 to 200 kg's
 
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
 
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2.Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3.Melts if given treatment
4.Bitter if incorrectly used
5.Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6.Yields if pressure applied in correct places
 
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1.Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances
3.May explode spontaneously without proir warning and for no known reason
4.Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
5.Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
 
COMMON USES:
1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2.Can be a great aid to relaxation
3.Very effective cleaning agent
 
TESTS:
1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
2.Turns green when placed besides a better specimen
 
HAZARDS:
1.Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2.Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at 
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with 
each other.

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