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I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and 
money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" 
I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)
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A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a
train headed
            through the mountains on its way to
Wichita . They can find no
            place to
            sit except for two seats right across the
aisle from a young
            woman and
            her grandmother. After a while, it is
obvious that the young
            woman and
            the young programmer are interested in
each other, because they
            are
            giving each other looks. Soon the train
passes into a tunnel
            and it is
            pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss
followed by the sound
            of a
            slap.

            When the train emerges from the tunnel,
the four sit there
            without
            saying a word. The grandmother is thinking
to herself, "It was
            very
            brash for that young man to kiss my
granddaughter, but I'm glad
            she
            slapped him."

            The Project manager is sitting there
thinking, "I didn't know
            the
            young tech was brave enough to kiss the
girl, but I sure wish
            she
            hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit
me!"

            The young woman was sitting and thinking,
"I'm glad the guy
            kissed me,
            but I wish my grandmother had not slapped
him!"

            The young programmer sat there with a
satisfied smile on his
            face. He
            thought to himself, "Life is good. How
often does a guy have
            the
            chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap
his Project manager
            all at
            the same time!"


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