efs:[Nukkad] IS CIGARETTE IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN ? funny

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. -Spanish Proverb
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      CIGARETTE IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
      A cigarette relaxes you, but a woman ? 
      You don't have to worry about pleasing a cigarette whereas ? 
      It will always wait patiently for you while you are out whereas? 
      You are never too young or too old to enjoy it whereas? 
      When you go to market, you know you can pick up any cigarette whereas?

      After you are finished ? you can throw it away or replace with a new
one whereas ? 
      It would never get upset, if you come home with two or three new
cigarettes whereas ? 
      You can even share it with your friend, whereas ? 
      You can always change the brand whenever you desire with out feeling
guilty or creating 
      fuss, whereas ? 
      When you light it you are always sure that the first one to light it,
whereas? 
      It does not demand equality, whereas ? 
      You can fiddle with it even in public, whereas? 
      It never cares when you come home or where you go, whereas ? 
      You can change it even after the first puff without costing you
anything, whereas ? 
      You can keep it on the office table and nobody will object to it, or
even notice it, 
      whereas ? 
      You can carry it in your pocket, whereas ? 
      If you are caught with a cigarette it is much easier to hide it,
whereas ? 
      Nobody will tell you to wait till you are married to enjoy it,
whereas?


Siddiqui 


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