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 "All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous 
beginning." - Albert Camus 
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Mahesh chandra gupta wrote:
> 
> BTW, I could not understand properly the last 4. Any elucidation would be welcome.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Arnold was the terminator in first and the protector in
terminator 2.

===His most celebrated dialogue is in a non-emotional,
heavy, flat, machine voice "I shall be back".

(Err..)Rhett Butler:
If you love someone
Set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.

=== I myself don't know about him/her

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

===ERP is Enterprise Resources Planning for which SAP is the
most popular programming languiage. This must be some techy
terms employed by those developers.

Bankers:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

=== if she comes back, she will cause your expenses to rise
making you need fresh money. If she doesn't come back, all
your investment in her had gone unrewarded, thus the asset
did not yielf the expected returns.

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Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that...

=== I wonder how Sam could let the above pass uncommented.

I too wonder whether secret admirer was a he or she?

Reagrds.
-Rawat



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