[nukkad] Taxes

[Farook <>]

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I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood. -Clarence Darrow, lawyer 
and author (1857-1938)
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 Years of Training
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 The local bar was so sure that its landlord was the strongest man 
 around that it offered a standing Rs. 1,000,000 bet that no could beat 
 him.
 
 The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until 
 all the juice ran out into a  glass, then hand the lemon to 
 the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of 
 the lemon would win the money.
 
 Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, 
 weightlifters and all had failed.
 
 Then one day this frail little fella with heavy rimmed spectacles 
 came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge.
 
 After the laughter had subsided the landlord said that it was only 
 fair that the man be given a chance at the bet, so he picked up a 
 lemon and started squeezing.
 
 Once he was done he handed the remains to the little man who promptly 
 squeezed out 4 more drops of juice onto the glass.
 
 Everyone looked on in amazement as the landlord handed over the 
 prize and asked "What do you do for a living that has given you 
 such strength? Are you a cooly, weightlifter, or what?"
 
 "No" the man replied, "I work for the department of taxes !"



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