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[nukkad] Laloo and Bill



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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion
- Ethiopian Proverb
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Bill Clinton decided to teach Lalloo English, so he invited him over
to the US. Lalloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the
nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside the
White
house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Lalloo
English.Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them
coming out. The whole country and the economy have come to a
standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside
eagerly
to find the outcome.

At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his
plendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,Bill looks
totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled,
and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill,
"What happened Mr.President?" Bill replies, "Ee babua hamar kuchh bhi
naahi sunta hai!"


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