[nukkad] Guess What's My Profession

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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion
- Ethiopian Proverb
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Guess What's My Profession 

One day a Shepherd was tending his sheep on the edge
of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeched to a halt
next to him.
The driver, a young man dressed in a top of the line
business suit, expensive shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a
YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: "If I guess
how many sheep you have, will you give me one of
them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the
sheep, which are grazing and says: "All right."
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and
the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using
his GPS, opens a data base and 60 Excel tables filled
with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his
high-tech mini-printer.
He then turns to the shepherd and says: "You have
exactly 1586 sheep here."
The shepherd answers: "That's correct, you can have
your sheep."
The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back
of his jeep.

The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your
profession, will you return my sheep to me?"
The young man answers: "Yes, why not."
The shepherd says: "You are a consultant!"
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple", answers the shepherd: "First, you come
here without being called.
Second, you charge me one sheep to tell me something I
already knew.
Third, you do not understand anything about what I do,
because you took my dog!"




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