[Nukkad] Plus*into* Minus leaves you divided

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty. 
-Jefferson Davis, confederate president (1808-1889)
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1. SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in
Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona[Weeping] x Bewafai[Betrayal] x Badle ki aag[Revenge]=Your
mum's favourite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives 
    + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Mohammed  Siddiqui 
 


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