EFS:[Nukkad] eNGLish SkIlLs

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the 
end of it, and others do just the same with their time. -Johann Wolfgang 
von Goethe, poet, dramatist, novelist, and philosopher (1749-1832)
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Hi,
Found this funny one.....
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Check out the English skills below, wowwwww!

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people 
from.... [to avoid regional conflicts].Just have a look at the English 
skills of these people.  

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement 
calling for a 'typist and an accountant Male or Female'... As I am both 
for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the 
post.  

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my 
village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week 
leave.

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've 
to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day

casual leave" 

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I 
am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to 
leave me today" 

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I 
am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"  

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is 
paining, please grant me leave for the day.  

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."  

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law

has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering 
from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the 
same well." 

Mohammed  Siddiqui 
 


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