[nukkad] The Perfect Couple

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I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, 
and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. 
-Kahlil Gibran, mystic, poet and artist (1883-1931)
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 The Perfect Couple
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 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a 
 perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together 
 was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this 
 perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) 
 along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of 
 the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to 
 help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not 
 wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the 
 perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon 
 they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the 
 driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa 
 Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. 
 The mind numbing  question is: Who was the survivor?
 
 Scroll down for the answer...
 
  
 The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in 
 the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is 
 no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the 
 end of the joke.
 
 Men keep'a scrollin'...
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
  
 
 So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman 
 must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. 
 By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates 
 another point: Women never listen, either.


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