[nukkad] What do you mean $200 ??? ...

["Samira Razdan" <>]

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Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above 
principles. -George Jean Nathan, author and editor (1882-1958)
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at
the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes
over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted
with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep
with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm
a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a woman?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
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In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a
conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts,
"NO I DIDN'T!"
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Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
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