[nukkad] ABC's Of Drinking

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young. 
-Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve, literary critic (1804-1869)
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A College Student's ABC's Of Drinking
A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B- Beer: It's what's for dinner
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night
party
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E- Emergency: An empty keg, or there is no one over 21 in your drinking
party
F- F*****d Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I- IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering
home
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't
know
O- Oh shit!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the
morning - YUCK!
R- Reform: What you promise God you will do while you're puking in the
toilet
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were
drunk (yeah, right)
T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelain god
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend
Z- Zima: Zomething Different

!!CHEERS!!

Mohammed  Siddiqui 
 


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