[nukkad] Joke

["Nelson Fernandes" <>]

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If you don't execute your ideas, they die. 
-Roger von Oech, author and consultant
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In some remote village of india, one masterji is  teaching the mahabharat
katha
to a class. he is at the 'krishnajanma' part of  it. so let him continue
instead
of me
masterji : to bachcho, so kansa heard  the akashwani that his sister's
8th child is goin to kill him. he  was furious. he ordered to put vasudev n
devki behind the bars. first  son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning
sencond one is born n  kansa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is
born..
now Ramu who  is smartest of the lot puts up his hand
masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole india does not
have doubt in mahabharata  and how come u have one?

Ramu : masterji, if kansa knew that  devaki's 8th child was goin to kill
him,
why the hell did he put vasudev and  devaki in same cell??


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