[nukkad] Pity it's not on her head

["Samira Razdan" <>]

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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. 
-Salvador Dali, painter (1904-1989) 
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Forwarded mail...
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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head.

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Handsome Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.
Wisecracking William: With relief!

Flash Harry gave his girlfriend a mink stole for her birthday. Well, it may 
not have been mink, but it's fairly certain it was stole!

Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

My brother's looking for a wife. Trouble is, he can't find a woman who loves 
him as much as he loves himself !

Girlfriend: Shall I give that tramp one of my cakes ?
Boyfriend: Why, what harm has he ever done you ?

1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some 
bad points too !

My boyfriend only has two faults: everything he says and everything he does!

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to 
pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the 
telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is speaking?'









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