EFS: [nukkad] 50 ways you can stay with your lover

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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In 1975, Paul Simon released the song, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." Today,
think of 50 ways you can stay with your lover. Then do one.

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO... especially when you share the same major!
PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his
Mother.
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses God
ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past and accuses the other of trying to
dig it up.
THEATRE: "OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come
down.
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19 and Jill, 18, called an
end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together and
that it's simply cheaper to be single.
ITALIAN: "Mama Mia!"
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other
party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with
introduction, thesis, body and conclusion, that doesn't really say anything
substantively intelligible.
EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface" and/or "His hard
drive was more like a floppy."
E. ENGINEER: "It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and
negatives, but..." [okay, yes, I know you're groaning ;-)]
ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."
JEWISH STUDIES: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"
PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness the
breakup, are they really single?
ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated
communication skills.
PHYS. ED: They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRY: They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.
COUNSELING: Each urges the other to "get help!"
MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country song)
to express his or her sorrow.
LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.
Mohammed  Siddiqui 
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