EFS: [nukkad] Cats n Dogs

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Anxiety is hereditary: you get it from your kids 
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy
a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for
10 minutes.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always
try to make it look like the dog did it.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they
are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia. -Joseph Wood Krutch

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment
their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10
minutes sooner.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult?

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of
them.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's
importance, everyone should have a dog that will
worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best
friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their
next life.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually
unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our
toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why
do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem. - Edward Abbey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and
dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Mohammed  Siddiqui 






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