[nukkad] Aa.na free jana free Pakde gaye to Khana free

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don't whistle at the girl
going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!

Advertisement in Pune Shop :
Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
 
Sign in a bar : "Those ...drinking to forget... please pay in advance."
 
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
 
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up......reading.

My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
straight out of the bottle.

I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.

Getting caught is the mother of Invention.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.

Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success,
more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: We need your heads to run
our business.

A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old
enough or else they will never be.

Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has
been personally passed by the manager.

Seen in railway station at Patna: 
Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
[Coming free, going free, if caught food free]


Mohammed  Siddiqui 













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