efs:[nukkad] A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated Attention Deficit

[Mohammed Siddiqui <>]

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God has no religion. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
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bY:Terry Galan
My diagnosis:

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. I have recently
been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit
Disorder.......

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car: I start toward the garage
and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car. But
first I'm going to go through the mail . I lay the car keys down on the
desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll
just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I"m
going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.
Now, where is my chequebook?  Oops , there's only on cheque left . My
extra cheques are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coffee I was drinking. I'm going to look for those
cheques. But first I need to put my coffee further away from the
computer or maybe I'll pop it into the microwave to heat it up a bit.

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some
water. I set the coffee on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses.
I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. I
fill a container with water and head for the flower pots. Aaaaaaaagh!
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look
in the kitchen tonight, when we want to watch television so I'd better
put it back in the family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote
onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to
figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coffee is
sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the
chequebook still only has one cheque in it and I can't seem to find my
car keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm
baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG! I realize this is a
serious condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my
email...........


M.Siddiqui 






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