Amazing Tongue Twisters

["MANISHA PUROHIT" <>]

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Tip of the day: It is easy to blame others for society's ills. If you
                are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
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> A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, 
> but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. 
> 
> Betty Botter had some butter, 
> But," she said, "this butter's bitter. 
> If I bake this bitter butter, 
> it would make my batter bitter. 
> But a bit of better butter-- 
> that would make my batter better." 
> So she bought a bit of butter, 
> better than her bitter butter, 
> and she baked it in her batter, 
> and the batter was not bitter. 
> So it was better Betty Botter 
> bought a bit of better butter. 
> 
> Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. 
> 
> A big black bug bit a big black bear, 
> made the big black bear bleed blood. 
> 
> The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. 
> 
> Pope Sixtus VI's six texts. 
> 
> She sells sea shells by the sea shore. 
> The shells she sells are surely seashells. 
> So if she sells shells on the seashore, 
> I'm sure she sells seashore shells. 
> 
> Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. 
> Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink." 
> 
> Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. 
> 
> Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. 
> 
> A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. 
> Said the flea, "Let us fly!" 
> Said the fly, "Let us flee!" 
> So they flew through a flaw in the flue. 
> 
> Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? 
> 
> Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. 
> 
> Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter 
> Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter 
> Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, 
> where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 
> 
> A bitter biting bittern 
> Bit a better brother bittern, 
> And the bitter better bittern 
> Bit the bitter biter back. 
> And the bitter bittern, bitten, 
> By the better bitten bittern, 
> Said "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" 
> 
> Mr. See owned a saw. 
> And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. 
> Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw 
> Before Soar saw See, 
> Which made Soar sore. 
> Had Soar seen See's saw 
> Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, 
> See's saw would not have sawed 
> Soar's seesaw. 
> So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. 
> But it was sad to see Soar so sore 
> Just because See's saw sawed 
> Soar's seesaw! 
> 
> The boot black bought the black boot back. 
> 
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck 
> if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 
> He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, 
> and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would 
> if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 
> 
> We surely shall see the sun shine soon. 
> 
> Which witch wished which wicked wish? 
> 
> Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. 
> The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed 
> shilly-shallied south. 
> These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; 
> sheep should sleep in a shed. 
> 
> If Stu chews shoes, should Stu 
> choose the shoes he chews? 
> 
> Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. 
> 
> Six sharp smart sharks. 
> 
> What a shame such a shapely sash 
> should such shabby stitches show. 
> 
> Sure the ship's shipshape, sir. 
> 
> Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. 



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