[nukkad] From Rajababu-15 things to say when you are caught napping

["rajababu" <>]

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Tip of the day:  Re-use your plastic bags. 
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> Foreword by Rajababu-It is seen as a crime to nap at work. For younger
> people who nap, the bosses wonder why these 'youngsters' party so late up
in
> the night, and as regards older employees, the bosses would probably say,
> "He is past his prime". The readers are advised in their own interest to
> gauge the mood, ferocioussness and temperament of the boss before saying
> these undermentioned things. Read on at your own risk.....................
>
>
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> Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
> 15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
> 14. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the
> last management course you sent me to."
> 13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
> 12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
> envisioning a new paradigm!"
> 11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
> 10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
> 9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
> ("SLEEP") you learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
> 8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
> stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
> 7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
> to our biggest problem."
> 6. "The coffee machine is broke...."
> 5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
> 4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
> 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
> workaholic!"
> 2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
> And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
> 1. "Amen"
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