[nukkad] The Excuse

[Pravin <>]

Once, an employee in an organization took 10 days Leave without any
notice. When he returned his section in-charge asked for explanation.
The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly". The in-charge let
it go at that. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this
time he said his father died. Then the in-charge got changed. After 3
months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the
explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again... and
this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. 

However one in-charge checked his past records and asked him, "How
come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has
died five times?" 

To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then
my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new
father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!

-- 
i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
have a great day!
- pravin walunjkar


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