[nukkad] Fwd: Key Senior questions Answered

["Rohit Mansukhlal" <>]

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From: prakash khatiwala 
Date: Feb 5, 2008 7:35 AM
Subject: Fwd: Key Senior questions Answered
To: Tirath Sonpar , Rohit Mansukhlal <
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From: ashok kadakia 
Date: Feb 4, 2008 7:38 AM
Subject: Key Senior questions Answered
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*Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?**
**A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish** **the basement.
** **When you are done you will have a place to live.**

**Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?** **
**A: Tell him you're pregnant.**
**
**Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?**
**A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.** **
**
**Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?**
**A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.**
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**Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?** **
**A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.**
**
**Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?**
**A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.** **

**Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?**
**A: Their foreheads.**

**Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?** **
**A: 'I remember these.'   *




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A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel
good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel
comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that
you really need.
F. After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your
life."
G."No one can make you feel inferior without your permission, remember they
are no better.


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