[nukkad] Fwd: Key Senior questions Answered

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Hi Rohit and others,

Chuckle chuckle, interesting ones, though not very
flattering!!!

Rajababu

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> From: ashok kadakia 
> Date: Feb 4, 2008 7:38 AM
> Subject: Key Senior questions Answered
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> *Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I
> do?**
> **A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
> finish** **the basement.
> ** **When you are done you will have a place to
> live.**
> 
> **Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
> year old husband?** **
> **A: Tell him you're pregnant.**
> **
> **Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time
> you walk by a mirror?**
> **A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take
> off your glasses.** **
> **
> **Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
> parking?**
> **A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.**
> **
> **Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems
> with short term memory
> storage?** **
> **A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it
> is a problem.**
> **
> **Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?**
> **A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.** **
> 
> **Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable
> glasses?**
> **A: Their foreheads.**
> 
> **Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
> olds when they enter
> antique stores?** **
> **A: 'I remember these.'   *
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> A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who
> created money.
> B. Live your life as simple as you are.
> C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them,
> but do what makes you feel
> good.
> D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in
> which you feel
> comfortable.
> E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things;
> just spend on things that
> you really need.
> F. After all it's your life, then why give others
> the chance to rule your
> life."
> G."No one can make you feel inferior without your
> permission, remember they
> are no better.
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Regards,
Rajababu, Nivraaj Consultants
rajababu_75@yahoo.com


      
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