[nukkad] nukkad] Fwd: Key Senior questions Answered

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Hi Ravi and others,

I pray that I walk to 60, cheerfully and healthily,
but fate might have my photo with a garland there
(when I ought to have actually turned 60).

Just kidding.........

Rajababu

--- Ravi Menon  wrote:

> Rajababu u need to get there yet .... some of us are
> already there :-)
> These are the ones that I can readily identify with
> ...
> 
> 
> **Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
> parking?**
> **A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.**
> 
> Especially after I moved to Abu Dhabi, finding a
> parking spot is like
> musical chairs, and once there I leave it until the
> next morning, when
> the game begins turn left or was it right.. hmmm no
> maybe straight
> ahead!!
> 
> > **Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable
> glasses?**
> > **A: Their foreheads.**
> 
> Especially if u have lightweight glasses like mine!
> i am usually
> groping the top of my head looking for them. Having
> one bad and one
> good eye I don't need Reading glasses so when i get
> up from the comp i
> am tousling my hair mostly looking for them!
> >
> > **Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+
> year olds when they enter
> > antique stores?** **
> > **A: 'I remember these.'   *
> Remember the hand wound gramophone players?  Sadly
> most of these are
> now made in Navi Mumbai on lathe machines!!
> 
> 
> Regards
> 
> Ravi
> 
>
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Regards,
Rajababu, Nivraaj Consultants
rajababu_75@yahoo.com


      
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