[nukkad] Konversations

[aryaholmes <>]

The One: I bet we are causing a ruckus with our appearances.
The Other: I imagine.

The One: And some will find us boring.
The Other: That too.

The One: So why don't we become plain text instead, and run like common 
conversation.
The Other: Because then we will have to be grammatical and syntax stricken.

The One: [changes tack] We have as yet not established if I am a woman.
The Other: We have as yet not established if you are a woman.

The One: What if I turn out to be not a woman.
The Other: Then you will turn out to be not a woman.

The One: [annoyed] Why do you keep repeating everything I say?
The Other: It is the safer thing to do. In case you turn out to be a woman.

The One: [upset] Why is that? If I am a woman am I an Ogre then?
The Other: Just that freedom of thought and a woman don't do well together.

The One: [outraged] What??
The Other: We are on this Forum and I am simply mindful of what it does 
to women.

The One: [livid] I am interested in what you think, not this whatever Forum.
The Other: I suspect you could turn out to be a woman.

The One: [pauses] Why is that?
The Other: You are interested in what I think.

The One: [in a huff[ And that makes me a woman!
The Other: Yes, it always begins with a woman being interested in what a 
man thinks.

The One: And ends with?
The Other: I would rather not go there.

The One: [theatrically] So ill a scenario, if I turn out to be a woman!
The Other: I would rather that you remain a safe The One.

The One: And keep on talking meaningless dribble for the benefit of the 
demented?
The Other: Well, women are complicatedly simple, or simply complicated.

The One: [pauses, watches closely] Have you been baiting me all along?
The Other: Yes.

The One: You are horribly ill mannered and, and ...
The Other: And.

The One: And I don't know what to say.
The Other:  Perhaps it is time to ...

[run]

-- 
Arya-Holmes
Acufree.Com Inc
http://www.acu-free.com

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