[nukkad] Fwd: Tax structure in India - Funny but true !!! -from atul vora

["Rohit Mansukhlal" <>]

Atul Vora, my good old friend from VJTI days sends me this which I forward.

I add more taxes : Cess as livied by New Bombay Municipality. Property Tax
as levied by all Municipalities, Education Cess & ofcourse newly introduced
VAT.

Jindagi bhar mehnat karke kamate raho aur kamchor, corrupt, sluggish,
inefficient
government ko de te raho aur fir badle mein ek glass swatchh ( clean )
pani bhi expect na karo, who bhi tumhe filter karke pina ho ga, aur yaad
rahe, filter per bhi tax dena hoga.

Akhir mein jor se mere saath nara lagao :  MERA BHARAT MAHAN

Rohit Zaveri
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Atul Vora 
Date: Feb 11, 2008 6:40 PM
Subject: Fwd: Tax structure in India - Funny but true !!! -from atul vora
To: ashit , Nehal <nehal7@yahoo.com>,
deepak.c.shah@gmail.com, measureqs@gmail.com




 *Subject:* Fw: Tax structure in India - Funny but true !!!



Regards
atul vora



1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.  *
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! ** *

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.  *
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ** *

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad  *
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! ** *

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.  *
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! ** *

5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend  *
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax ** *

6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.  *
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! ** *

7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! ** *

8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! ** *

9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! ** *
Ans : No  *
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax ** *

10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.  *
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! ** *

11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel  *
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ** *

12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! ** *

13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! ** *

14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.  *
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! ** *

15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! ** *

16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.  *
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ** *

17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! ** *

18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus  *
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! ** *

19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL
GOVT.'s TAX !!! *

20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes  *
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! ** *

21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!*
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA*



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