[nukkad] one liners (new)

hi

i had not read them earlier. hope you like them too.

- pravin
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the 
kidney. 

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages 
with other kidney. 

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. 

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru? 

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and 

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 


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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? 

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife 
Be-Gum ho jaati hai. 

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can 
take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

-- 
when was the last time you did something for the first time?
have a great day!
- pravin



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