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Date: Feb 16, 2008 2:03 PM
Subject: WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS
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*Subject:* WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS










      
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 *WHY PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF INDIANS ***

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   - *Indian boy on his first day at school in USA*
   - *Here is a true story about a Indian boy on his first day at school
   in the USA. *
   - *It was the first day of school and a new student named
   Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.** *
   - *The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
   Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? *
   - *She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had
   his hand-up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. *
   - *"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for
   the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" *
   - *Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln,
   1863"said  Chandrashekhar. *
   - *The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
   Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
   you do." *
   - *She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she
   demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." *
   - *At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
   teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
   Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
   *
   - *Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
   Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
   teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" *
   - *Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If
   you say anything else, I'll kill you." *
   - *Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary
   Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. . *
   - *And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
   said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" *
   - *And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush,*
   - * Iraq, 2005**."** *













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